My eye man (said in Geordie accent)
Once I've worked out how to use this thing properly remind me to post the disgusting picture of myself with the eye infection I developed on Tuesday. It was grim (getting better now though). Since my doctors are so awful I went to the NHS walk in centre and waited two hours to be seen. Got a good doctor though who actually spared the time to explain what was wrong with it.
"It's got an infection"
Cheers mate. Well it's better than what I usually get from my regular doctor...
"What's the matter with you? Don't come here wasting my time, there's no way I'm giving you a prescription unless it's for something you could buy over the counter for half the price."
I've got some lovely eye drops that feel like sulphuric acid when I put them in.